What am I supposed to tell my girlfriend without upsetting her?
My girlfriend trims her pubes very nicely but doesn’t shave her armpits or legs; what’s the point of that? She looks like a shrimp boat captain coming in from sea, but with a perfectly trimmed crotch!
What am I supposed to tell my girlfriend without upsetting her? All that hair is not cool, man!
No, it doesn’t make any sense why she would only trim her nether regions, and let everything else grow wild. There is probably some miscommunication going on here…
Is it possibly you were drunk one night and said, “I think you are funny as a shrimp boat captain, except when you blush of course” and she heard you say, “I prefer you furry as a shrimp boat captain, except your bush of course”?
You know everything about your girlfriend’s hair growth… but you are too shy to ask her about it? Braid her armpits one night and ask her if it makes her feel pretty?
I sure she’ll have a perfectly reasonable explanation — then adapt to avoid becoming an ex-boyfriend.
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