How do I tell her to get rid of it?
My girlfriend bought a hideous lamp at a garage sale, which she just “loves”… It’s now the centerpiece in our living room… I hate it! It’s hideous! It was in a garage sale for a reason!
How do I tell her to get rid of it?
Don’t tell her to get rid of it… Have a little “accident” with it… “Unfortunate accidents” is a secret passed on between married dudes. In fact, it’s that only one secret to a happy/acceptable marriages (I think even Dr. Phil would agree with that one). Granted, you are not married yet, but then again, this is the Internet and I’m committed to helping… Ahhh, I broke the code of “married man secrets” for married men only… I’ll be hated… again…
Have the “accident” and get laid again in a couple of days… It will be alright! Buying her some amazing baked goods will speed up her “healing process!” Ahhh! Another married man secret revealed — angry wenches adore sweet sustenance…
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