What is the difference between Nymphomaniac and Kleptomaniac?
What is the difference between Nymphomaniac and Kleptomaniac?
I was on a date with this woman and she mentioned one or the other. I was not really paying attention, but my gut feeling is, that it matters.
It does matter, does it not?
I’m not sure if it matters to you or not, but there is a difference between the two.
Some basic definitions:
- Kleptomaniac — Someone with an irrational urge to steal in the absence of an economic motive.
- Nymphomaniac — Woman with an excessive sexual desire to screw anything that breathes.
Consequences:
- Kleptomaniac — Eventually ends up in prison.
- Nymphomaniac — Eventually ends up making an amazing wife and a mother of many.
How can you tell which she was?
- Kleptomaniac — You go unlucky and she stole your wallet.
- Nymphomaniac — You got lucky.
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