Why does my wife think Viagra would help?
My wife insists I try Viagra… I insist she takes a goddamn shower occasionally! Viagra won’t help if your wife works in her hobby garden all day, and walks in to the house (and our bed) all sweaty, with sheep manure smelling feet, does it?
Why does my wife think Viagra would help? Even on Viagra, doesn’t the “miracle” pill require the man to WANT to have sex? Surely, swallowing the blue pill won’t make you screw anything in sight? It just gets you hard, right?
I have no problem getting a hard-on around women that don’t smell like sheep manure. In fact, “sexual starvation” has become an embarrassing problem for me in the last couple of weeks. Seriously, I have no problem getting a hard-on 100 feet AWAY from my wife.
Unless your wife is from New Zealand… She has some twisted personal hygiene issues…
Let’s assume she’s not a horribly sunburned and smelly Kiwi… Sheep dung is unhygienic on the best of days. After a couple of days of dragging crap in to bed… it could be lethal! Why not tie her to a plank and hose her down in the backyard? When she’s all clean and doesn’t smell like sheep (dung) — show her that Viagra is not required for your dong to work.
If you are both from New Zealand — isn’t it possible that she is merely trying to make you happy? Tell her that you are one of the rare few local dudes that see Sheep as dinner (and clothing) only. Maybe she’s just confused as to what you want and long for?
Good luck!
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