How do I tell if she is faking her orgasms?
I have this new girlfriend who’s totally cold, and sometimes completely nuts in bed. It’s very distracting! I have no idea when I’m doing it right for her. No idea!
I have tried talking to her but she’s feels awkward about her sexual feelings and needs, and orgasms (if any).
How do I tell if she is faking her orgasms?
Does it matter? She’s simply losing out if she’s faking her orgasms…
Some telltale signs of orgasms not being there:
- She “ohhhs” and “ahhhs” but never misses a stitch in her needle point.
- She doesn’t bother putting her mother on-hold while on the phone.
- She never groans, not even when her head is hitting the bed’s headboard.
- She never comes close to snapping your neck with her thighs.
- She looks more like an angry hippo than a clubbed seal pup afterwards.
Funny thing, for some women, the legs open first, then the heart and mind follows. She’ll talk to you when she’s ready. Meanwhile, don’t push it too much — just enjoy the ride…
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