Why do I hate hippies so much?
Why do I hate hippies so much?
Please tell me, oh, Wise one!
You hate hippies because they have a good time playing guitar, rolling and smoking joints, and doing their sexually-promiscuous-no-strings-attached-hippie-friends.
Where as you have good time playing Guitar Hero, popping and eating popcorn, and doing high-fives with your equally sexually-frustrated-and-borderline-retarded-clingy-friends.
My dear, Skidmark, that is the reason why you “hate” hippies!
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