Will you have sex with me?
I’m 23, 5.9, 140 lbs, c-cup, blue eyes, dark hair. I don’t own my own brewery but I can do the splits standing up… I’m also a slut in bed and open to anything! I go all night.
I live in Brockville, so it wouldn’t be a too bad of a drive for you. Come see me! I will make it worth your while! I promise… I’m also discreet, so your wife doesn’t have to know a thing!
I have read every article here and I think I know you now! I wish to get to know you even better, if you catch my drift…
See the attached picture <not posted>… Yes, that’s really me! What do you think? What do you say?
Will you have sex with me? Call or email me!
You supplied many facts, but you forgot the most important thing… Do you know how to bake a great banana loaf?
I’m flattered… but, no! You are better off finding someone (single) your own age that can keep up with you. The only times you would see me going all night:
- I was being chased by a pack of hungry wolves.
- I was escaping a Vietcong prison camp.
- I was having the stomach flu.
Don’t worry about the picture; I delete received emails when the question is answered. However, for future moments of “spontaneity” or “drunken emailing”, don’t send naked pictures of yourself to people you don’t know.
It’s not an all-together brilliant thing to spread that kind of imagery around (even though amazing…) as you don’t know where they will end up.
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