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Do girls really need to wear a bra? I have d-cups and often enjoy going out without wearing one because of the attention. Isn’t the bra something that is pushed on women by the church, as a way for us girls to look more proper?

You don’t have a mother, sister, female friend, or a brain, to help you on your way? I’m a dude… You didn’t realize that?

I don’t wear a bra… I would never wear a bra (unless my wife made it worth my while…) However, I would assume that it would be uncomfortable (perhaps even painful) running away from a sex maniac with the weight of your mammaries bouncing around?

In general, wearing a bra is not a “must”… If breasts were meant to be strapped in place — Mother Nature would have created a proper natural solution for it.

The bra is a comfort thing (physical and/or modesty). It’s an option and a choice and it’s all up to you — it’s your cell tissue to do with, as you please.

Hope to see you at the mall!

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I had sex for the first time and it hurt like crazy. I think my penis popped somehow when my girlfriend was on top of me. It still hurts two weeks later. Now my penis hurts and goes crooked when I get even a small erection.

I find it embarrassing… Do I need to see a doctor about my penis? I have tried to ice it but it’s not working all that well.

Embarrassing? You will be more embarrassed when it turns black and falls off… Seriously, it sounds like you have a penile fracture… You need to see a urologist right away. You have a serious medical problem and you need to be treated.

It’s your little special buddy… You only have one… Take care of him and he will provide you with years of merriment and fond memories.

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I’m 29 and I have a new boyfriend. It’s been a month now and I’m not sure if I really love him or not. We are getting to the “bridge to be crossed sooner or later” in a romantic relationship, and I have all these questions in my head.

Is it possible to have sex with a man without true love?

No, it’s not possible… A man’s penis will only function if “true love” is part of the equation… I thought you would have figured that out by age 29?

I have no idea what you are asking?

If you are asking if it’s “ok” and “proper” — that’s a personal preference…

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I’m 23 and still a virgin. I met a guy two months ago and he was the first person I ever kissed. I liked him. He was a nice guy.

I told him I was a virgin after a couple of weeks of dating. He seemed somewhat shocked, and asked me if I was ready to have sex. When I said I wasn’t, he sort of let it go until we were kissing a few days later, and he asked me again. When I said I would only make love with my husband, he just walked out!

When we were kissing, he was saying that he loved me and that he would take care of me. It was clearly a lie. After seeing him later, I asked him straight out if he really loved, and said “No! Of course not…”

I’m glad I didn’t have sex with him! I feel stupid for letting him kiss and touch me! I’m so angry with him and even angrier with myself! How can guys be that cruel, selfish and lying?

Does the kissing mean I lost my virginity?

No, it only means you wasted his time. It’s customary for a girl not to run to third base unless she has the intention to run all the way home (at one point or another). Who was cruel, selfish and lying?

“Losing your virginity” is normally defined as vaginal intercourse with the opposite sex… I’m sure there are all kinds of different personal and cultural “definitions” of “virginity”, but as a rule of thumb: penis + vagina = witchy woman.

I’m not sure what you are looking for, but good luck finding it!

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Why does everyone I care for die? I have lost both my (only) two boyfriends — car accident and drowning. My grandma died when we got close. My mom died of breast cancer when we finally became friends again.

My love kills people!

It has nothing to do with you, and your magical thinking… Sorry, you are no Gandalf.

It’s just all sad random events. Sad random events happen — it’s a fact of life. Your “luck” will turn eventually.

Sorry.

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