How do I get over my ex-girlfriend?
I came out of a long-term relationship a couple of months ago and I’m having a rough time getting over her. She wanted to move on, I wanted much more!
I can’t bring myself to enjoy things we used to do together: fondues, Seinfeld reruns, certain music and things like that. It just makes me sad as it brings back memories.
How do I get over my ex-girlfriend? I feel more and more stuck and pathetic!
Help!
You need to create new and better memories! Here’s what you need:
- A case of champagne.
- A hot tub.
- A set of sweaty twin nymphomaniacs.
- A full aching sack.
- A video camera on a tri-pod.
Another option is to stop being pathetic and just going out with your friends and meeting some new people. Lying on the couch and crying to Seinfeld reruns never did a dude any good.
You have to get out!
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