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My girlfriend broke up with me because I was “too demanding” (whatever that means). I have a new girlfriend now but the problem is that I can only have sex with her if she is wearing something of my ex-girlfriend’s. Is this normal?

She is becoming a bit suspicious now… How can I get her to wear my ex-girlfriend’s clothes and stuff?

Unless you come up with a brilliant idea for a re-gifting project/excuse — she will start to take notice. As for you being “too demanding”… Well, your ex-girlfriend must have jumped ship in a damned hurry if she left all her crap behind, no? Perhaps she was onto something?

Seriously, you have issues… I think you need to deal with them with a professional. Having future girlfriends wearing used clothes is not a sane solution to your erectile problems.

Is this issue normal? No…

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Often when I throw-up, I see flaky orange bits in it. Should I worry if there are orange bits in my vomit? The only orange food I can think of is carrots and I don’t eat them.

What do you think?

I think you should worry by the fact that you throw up often enough to being able to analyze the content of your vomit — see a physician!

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My girlfriend is a vegetarian and refuses to give me blowjobs. How do I convince her to do it to me? I’m not sure how long I want to stay her boyfriend if she keeps it up.

How does your girlfriend being a vegetarian relate to this issue? Surely, she doesn’t consider your penis to be meat?

Listen, if she doesn’t want to do something… You shouldn’t expect her to do it. Besides, what possible pleasure could you get out of her being miserable?

If it’s important to you, talk to her about it. Being a vegetarian is not the real reason… Find out what IS, and if there’s anything that can be done about it. Hey, maybe it’s just you? There are a million and one things to do in the sack; making this one thing a “deal breaker” for a whole relationship is weak and pathetic.

Perhaps she senses your aggressiveness and threats of leaving? Neither are things that will encourage her to do things for you.

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My girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me after I cheated on her. She is an amazing person and I love her but she says she can’t forgive something like that.

I have said “sorry!” a hundred times, I told her it was a stupid mistake but she won’t have anything thing to do with me.

How do I get back my girlfriend? How do I make her understand that the other girl meant nothing to me? I hardly even know the girl with whom I had sex.

Yes, you did something really stupid… However, I wouldn’t call it a “mistake”… A mistake is a “miscalculation”. You knew what you were doing, so this makes your cheating ways a betrayal. It sounds worse when you say “betrayal”, eh?

You should have had a little foresight when you decided to get naked. Hardly knowing the person doesn’t make it any less wrong… You had an understanding with your girlfriend of how things should work, and you betrayed that promise/agreement (or whatever you want to call it).

She can’t forgive your betrayal? Can you blame her?

I don’t think there is anything you can do… You have already done plenty… The ball is in her court now and what she decides to do with it is entirely up to her. You can continue crawling if you think it will help…

There are no “tricks” to fix something like this. Sorry!

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I’m in love with this wonderful woman. I tell her constantly but I don’t think she gets how much I love her.

How can I tell her about my love in a special way? I need her to understand!

You mean she doesn’t understand your words and they way you treat her?

I’m sure she understands by now… Don’t freak her out by obsessing about something that works. The other four letter word also makes a big differene: T-I-M-E… Give it time.

If you want to go all out — ask her to marry you and to have your babies, or alternatively — paint her house or clean her garage.

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I met this man online, we chatted for a few weeks, and he was nice, so we decided to meet for dinner. He was a true gentleman and brought me flowers and diamond earrings. We have met a few times now and he’s always bringing me presents even though I have told him not to. He makes me accept them!

The things that are weird though are little things… His stories and background doesn’t match what he has told me online. It’s silly things! He first said he was 34 and now he says he’s 42, police officer became teacher, never married is now divorced etc. It’s things like that.

Should I question his honesty?

Well, yeah… I wouldn’t call lies of that magnitude “silly things”… He has been telling you gross lies since day one. This is not a great way to start any relationship. In addition, nobody buys a stranger diamond earrings. It just doesn’t happen…

Why would you accept such expensive gifts if you are not sure you want some sort of connection with him? He makes you take them? You can’t make people accept gifts…

I would thread very carefully. His lies and expensive gifts are not rational behaviour.

If you sense him being “strange” return the gifts and get the heck out.

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