Is it possible to trap a woman’s soul in a jar?
Is it possible to trap a woman’s soul in a jar?
I don’t get laid very often and have been trying to work something out, in order to correct the problem. Hypnotizing a woman to have sex with you is bunk. It doesn’t work! I learned that the hard way and have the scares to prove it.
The only sensible option as far as I can tell — blackmail! This has proven to work throughout history. However, it’s not that easy to do if you don’t know anything about the woman, e.g. a random hottie at the mall…
How about trapping souls and holding them? Is it possible to trap a woman’s soul in a jar? It would make black blackmail a piece of cake if it can be done.
No, it’s not possible… Women don’t have the same kind of innocent souls like those that you and I (men) have. The female soul can be a foul, dangerous and unpredictable beast to mess around with and I suggest you don’t even try! Many a man has lost his pride and dignity trying to trap a woman’s soul.
Your best bets are alcohol, drugs, gifts, flattery and guilt. If you can combine all of them in to one perfect approach, you will never sleep alone again.
Good luck!
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